Contact

CONTACTING HIS TERRIBLENESS, Lord Ingvard, is as easy as becoming an over-exposed reality TV star. If you’d like to inquire about a wicked-cool illustration or design you need, or maybe you’d just like to buy him a pint, simply use the handy-dandy email form below. It was invented by science, so you know it’s pretty cutting edge. (And we like things with “cutting edges” around here...)

Name ex: Bjørn the Bearslayer, or Knut the Unreasonable

Email ex: peasant@theburningvillage.com

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Lay it on me: This is much easier than carving runes into the bones of your enemies, isn’t it?

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I need a wicked cool illustration

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